Wake up, O sleeper, rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you.– Ephesians 5:14
UNIVERSAL TRUTHS I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a sarcasm font. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? ...
clientsfromhell: As told by an old school film editor, from the days when they actually handled film: Client: ”What is your rate?” Me: ”$50 per hour.” Client: ”Can I come watch you?” Me: ”Sure, for $100/hour.” Client: ”What if I help you?” Me: ”That would be $400 per hour.”
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.– Bill Gates (via quote-book)