May 2010
“Wake up, O sleeper, rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you.”
– Ephesians 5:14
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Universal Truths
UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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clientsfromhell:
As told by an old school film editor, from the days when they actually handled film:
Client: ”What is your rate?”
Me: ”$50 per hour.”
Client: ”Can I come watch you?”
Me: ”Sure, for $100/hour.”
Client: ”What if I help you?”
Me: ”That would be $400 per hour.”
“Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.”
– Bill Gates (via quote-book)
