Went a little post crazy this morning. Found some cool Zelda art an had to post them.

Zombie EP! Epic!

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to
the United States He stops the first person he sees
walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American
for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and a free education!”

The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am a Mexican..”

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. “Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America .”
The person says, “I not American, I am Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees
he stops, shakes his hand, and says, “Thank you for
wonderful America !” That person puts up his hand and says
, “I am from Middle East . I am not American.”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an
American?” She says, “No, I am from Africa .”
Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”
The African lady checks her watch and says, “Probably at
work.”